{"id":188,"date":"2015-06-27T05:43:36","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T05:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/?p=188"},"modified":"2015-06-27T05:43:36","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T05:43:36","slug":"haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a lively debate about the range of the ocelot followed by a bit of a contest for the best haiku (while in kayaks on the river of all places), I declared myself the winner with<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The ocelot is<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Native to New Mexico<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Stick it in your ear<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What else could you possibly want?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a lively debate about the range of the ocelot followed by a bit of a contest for the best haiku (while in kayaks on the river of all places), I declared myself the winner with The ocelot is Native to New Mexico Stick it in your ear What else could you possibly want?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":190,"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions\/190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marklandbenson.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}